she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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