maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Randomize