So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I need help removing her.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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