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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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