Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
now i know why i became what i already was.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Randomize
