To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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