I'm going to jail i love you
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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