Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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