i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
