Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm like, not good at living.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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