do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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