you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
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