The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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