: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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