and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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