I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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