Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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