Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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