I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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