Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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