No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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