As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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