Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
It's never too late to be topless.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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