i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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