Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you win again, gameday.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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