Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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