this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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