Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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