gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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