A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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