How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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