Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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