Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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