Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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