belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
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my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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