i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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