After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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