would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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