No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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