ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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