Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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