I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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