im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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