lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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