the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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