More tranny stories later!
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
i think my cat just said my name.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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