You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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