wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
i believe in u and ur pee
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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