It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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