My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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