i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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