he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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