we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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