Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize
