i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
She's the barista slut.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
What a dumb baby whore.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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